Archive for the ‘fucking weird man’ Category

October 4, 2011 1

Dude!

By in Art!, fucking weird man, haha, hmmmm

I saw this card last time I was at Magic Pony but I was so distracted by miniature sushi and Southpark zipper pulls I forgot to buy it. Lucky for me it was still in stock when I returned this afternoon. Can’t say that for the sushi. Has anything sillier ever existed? I can’t take […]

October 23, 2010 3

Skurrcrow

By in fucking weird man, haha, seriously?

What’s wrong with this picture? It took me a minute of brain wracking to really figure it out. At first I wondered what kind of underwear he was wearing. Then I wondered what his nipple piercings were attached to…under there. Really. I really wondered that. Then I realized that whoever put this festive scarecrow decoration […]

August 28, 2010 4

CNE too

By in a good day, fucking weird man, seriously?

Shannon already blogged about our day and I am completely distracted by what must be the world’s sorest feet, but I did think I needed to add my own 2 cents: Poor old Michael Jackson. Even a year after his death they haven’t found his nose.

May 7, 2010 3

But just a bit

By in clothes, fucking weird man, we have fun

I went to Niagara Falls, NY on Thursday. My mom took me cross border shopping, it was great. Got some alsome scores at my beloved Target (I mean, 100 antihistamines for just over $4? Heck yes!) and we had lunch at a sweet restaurant called “Mom’s”. See? For Mother’s Day? Haha, right? The joke was […]

April 20, 2010 11

ZOMGIT’SSHIT!!?!11

By in Art!, fucking weird man, Griping

Ok, so the latest trend in my ‘hood is vomit: human vomit. It’s everywhere, huge puddles on the sidewalk. It’s the new dog shit, apparently. Lucky us. Nothing like slipping in a lake of partially digested lasagna! But this? This is cute. At least, as cute as a huge dump of shit can be. I […]

April 16, 2010 9

Blood and spray paint

By in Art!, fucking weird man, love

Sometimes I think people must think I’m weird for taking pictures of the things I do. It’s true, I am strange, I guess. It’s the only explanation for these pictures. This is the sidewalk outside my local titty bar.  I noticed the blood a couple days ago and yesterday it had all been circled in […]

March 25, 2010 0

Still life with a 6 year old

By in Art!, fucking weird man, haha

Assuming it was Ari that set this Ken doll up before she left for vacation…He’s wearing Barbie’s pants, Happy Meal toy mask and one of his own boots on his arm. And I have NO IDEA what it means but I like it.

September 15, 2008 9

Ew

By in fucking weird man, hmmmm

So this won’t top the maggots in the kitchen rolling a couple balloons story, but it’s still pretty horrible: Today, on the subway platform, a couple I see almost daily outside the bank near the corner of Yonge and Eglinton. She has a little doggy that isn’t terribly friendly to strangers and he sells the […]

August 29, 2008 8

Brace yourself

By in fucking weird man

Remember this post? Remember how it was gross enough without the visuals? Ha ha on YOU. Shannon bought me a teeny tiny memory card for my phone and now I can post my phone pictures! Yay for everyone! Really. Is that not the grossest thing ever?

August 20, 2008 8

Deep breath…

By in a good day, fucking weird man, haha

Ok, I wasn’t going to tell this little story, but because I had such a fun evening-in which I went to see Mamma Mia! with the woman I work for who decided that she’s so in love with Pierce Brosnan that he feels the same way about her-that ended so hilariously, I have to share. […]