September 2, 2010 6

A new student at Hogwarts?

By in a good day, haha

I got misdirected emails a long time ago, people who just guessed at their friend’s email address and wound up with me. I always tried to be polite and redirect them-or at least tell them to try something different. I got another one the other day and felt playful. Here is what I originally got from a complete stranger:

Hi Cait-
Hope you are enjoying your 1st day back in school ;o)

Please send me your parent’s email addresses

Thanks,
Coach Katie

Don’t ask me why I decided to have fun, must have just been my mood. My response:

School is great. Professor Snape is teaching potions again this year, so I have nothing to worry about. No major mishaps on the Hogwarts express either.

Ooh, Ron just farted, gotta go,

Cait

Ps My parents don’t have email, they still use owls.

I thought that would end it, but no:

Thanks for the laugh Cait!
See you in a couple hours!

Awesome, eh? So at soccer practice (or whatever sport they’re up to), good old Coach Katie had a laugh with one confused Caitlin.

And I got another email today, reminding me of practices. I can’t be bothered to write her again, I think I couldn’t do it without extreme sarcasm.

6 Responses to “A new student at Hogwarts?”

  1. Mumma says:

    Great response and wouldn’t I love an owl, xoxo

  2. Sarah says:

    Hahaha! I get emails for a girl with the same name as me who works for the state of Ohio. Her emails are nowhere near as fun.

  3. Rach says:

    When gmail first came out, I wondered how many people would send emails to a celebrityname@gmail, assuming it must be the celebrity’s email. I thought it would be a good laugh to see some of these, so I spent awhile trying various celebrity names until I found one that wasn’t registered. As it turns out, this (minor) celebrity must have almost the exact same email address because I get emails from his mother, some other minor celebrities with their address inviting me to a barbecue, etc. At first it was hilarious but every time I log in (which is rare) I feel really guilty. I even wrote a McSweeney’s open letter to him but felt too embarrassed to send it in. He has a blog now with comments enabled, but it’s been literally years now so I would look even worse saying something so late!

  4. krsONE says:

    Please keep this going…I see potential for lol-ing!

  5. Laura says:

    My brother’s ex somehow set her work email to blind copy me every time she emailed her boss. Since she was an HR director at Canadian Tire’s head office (at Yonge and Eg) I kept getting reports on people’s progress evaluations and such. Mostly boring…then one day I got notes on a guy’s evaluation since his uncontrollable anger issues and the incidents he instigated in the office.
    It asked for everyone’s feedback. So I sent back my professional opinion. I think he was remorseful and while his actions were inexcusable in the workplace, I was sure that he wouldn’t repeat his behaviour after his good efforts in rehab.
    The glitch was fixed after this.

    I wish I had thought of your friend’s great celeb idea. It would make me feel guilty as well, but not enough to stop reading and responding occasionally.

  6. Caitlin Jane says:

    Well, Laura, Rach is one of the smartest, funniest people I have ever met. She’s far cleverer than me! It would be super awesome having access to that, I’m sure if you tried a few names you’d figure one or two out.

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