I woke up from a very strange dream yesterday: that Rush Limbaugh had come out of the closet to a not terribly positive reception. I was somehow friends with him or maybe an aide or assistant and he was a total mess, his shirt stained, his hair sticking up and dirty. He was a sad, broken man and I felt quite sorry for him.
It was such a vivid dream that I had to ask Shannon if it were true when I got up. He wasn’t sure, haha, but I realised it was because I had fallen asleep with Howard Stern in my ear. He was talking about the republican senator that had come out of the closet recently. Brain, stop filling in the gaps!
This wing belonged to a seagull that met a terrible fate, I guess. The wing was all I could see. After being told that coyotes are on the rise and that they’re hungry, that was my first guess, but I doubt they’re taking over Dufferin Mall yet.
I have been having really weird, vivid dreams lately myself. Though, I have had no famous cameos.
This morning a dream about Pam Anderson and Brett Michaels and I was hunting for Kat Von D and it was chaotic and running around and screaming and ducking into alleys. Partly it was because of America’s Next Top Model’s premier last night but mostly I have NO idea where it came from.
Was Brett wearing his bandanna/wig combo, or the special occasion bandanna/cowboy-hat/wig combo?
He might have been wearing a speedo type swimsuit and cowboy boots but honestly, all I remember is him chasing Pammy and the other dude down the alley and yelling “DONT EFF MY WIFE! DONT EFF MY WIFE!!!” and I was laughing.
Whaaaa? That is crazy! Crazy Awesome! What a sight to bear witness to!
Wow. My dreams have been so vivid lately. I’ve been constantly asking my family if they actually happened. It’s been kinda scary, actually.
i dont remember most of my dreams…
last one I recall was of Charlie Manson, laying down on the gurney as they gave him his lethal dose. When asked for his final words, he screamed out: ” they never fixed my fucking TV” and that was it.
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I dreamed last night that a chef was at our house cooking a special meal with ingredients he found in our fridge and pantry. As I am eating this delicious meal I realised that he’d also chopped up one of Ari’s hoodies, a pink Little Mermaid one, and stirred that in too. It tasted fine.
I had the oddest dream about you and Shannon the other night. I was at the olympics with my kids and we met both of you. Shannon was hosting a conference on teaching children chess and you were promoting a book on knitting. Odd for sure but seemed very natural. My three kids were happy to meet both of you.
Anyway that and $3 dollars will get you on the subway but just thought I would share.
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Nick, somehow that doesn’t sound odd to me at all. It makes perfect sense that Shannon would teach kids chess and that I could be involved with a knitting book…
IT”S THE $3 SUBWAY FARE THAT”S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!
Ha! Thanks for sharing and keep dreaming!