I had to do my laundry this morning, my gym clothes were getting pretty rank and I had run out of good underwear. There is a bookshelf in the laundry room that I like to peruse even though I have never found anything worth reading on it. Usually there are a bunch of foreign language books, a couple cookbooks from 1982 and lots of romance novels. Today was no different (apart from 2 beat up Stephen King paperbacks).
I guess people use it as a dumping ground for their unwanted literature. Anyway, as I was looking, I noticed this:
See? In the middle? It’s a dvd case that’s been filed backwards on the shelf. Intriguing. Of course I had to pull it out, and here it is:
It actually took my brain a second to realize it was a porno. My brain actually said “naked bums, huh!” Then I flipped it over and the best part of the story:
Aw! $40??? Sheesh. I didn’t look inside to see if the actual disc was still in there but it didn’t feel like it. And I laughed and laughed and hoped that it would still be there when I went back down to collect my clean, dry clothes.
Ha! I love the fact that it was put in backwards.
Haha I totally used to sell her movies when I worked at an Adult Store in Edmonton.
They do totally suck.
Your laundry room book graveyard is rather poetic, we have a bench like that in the front of my building.
It used to be a small pile on a side table but someone must have dumped a shelf recently and it is great. I mean, there’s nothing I want (although I have taken a book once because I felt I had to after looking at them for so long) but it’s a great community thing.
Or is it? Is that a form of intentional community?
Hahaha, excellent story!
that is the best story EVAR! whoever paid $40 is a dumbass though…have they never heard of redtube.com?? lol. personally, i would have picked up the book on cost accounting.
I have a recycling room in my building. One day, someone dumped off their old VHS porn collection. Too funny, and it was nasty.
hahaha. That porn will be long gone next time you do laundry. I wonder if anymore will pop up.
I will keep my eyes peeled for you, Nicole!
HAHAHA! LAUGHTER…WE ARE SHARING IT!
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