I love cake just like anyone loves cake. For some reason today I have been laughing at cake websites. Cake Wrecks is great, so funny and I looked at all the pictures (and I read the captions) straight through to the end and laughed a lot. This one might be my favourite of all time.
Then I was inspired to peruse a bakery that makes erotic cakes. Is there ANYTHING grosser than an erotic cake? Anything less erotic? I have to admit, I love their name-Masturbakers!-, but my god. If someone got me a cake from there for any occasion I would absolutely die of embarrassment. Be warned, after the jump there are pictures that are not safe for work.
Onward:
Gack. This is gross. And why the eff are there pubes there? It’s so wrong on every level. Not to mention the flowers decorating the left (or is it right?) testicle.
Then there’s this gem. If I wanted to order it for my sister I would say “The piece of ass cake, and exactly how you have it on your website, please.” Lucky Megan, she’d be so thrilled. Although the red dot of blood in the middle is a concern. And the flowers.
And finally, one for the man I love. Again, it would be so easy for me to order for him. After, I would want to get a blue flower tattooed on my inner right thigh, so we could re live this cake over and over again.
(Images borrowed from that dirty cake place Masterbakers)
I like how it’s obvious they write the same message on every erotic cake and then just add “Mom!” or something on the other side.
I laughed so hard at Cake Wrecks. My favourite is: Thanks for being our “Dad.”
Cake Wrecks is brilliant. I shared it with my friend Kim who makes cakes for a living, and she loved it too. There are lots of prize winners there, for sure.
hello – I’ve been reading you for a while but this post moved me to comment. MASTURBAKERS? I cannot imagine a business could survive only on erotic cakes. That seems highly unlikely.
I am trying not to tee hee and wake anyone up.
im seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry over these cakes. the red a-hole detail on that one cake is just…um…who would wanna EAT that???
personally i think the vag cake would be way funnier with a hood piercing.