I have spent the last few weeks pouring over Amazon.com and adding insane amounts of nonsense to my wishlist. Today I came across what may become my favourite vendor ever. They do printed t shirts and while a lot of them are rather typical “funny” shirts, such as Nintendo logos or Dwight from The Office, a lot of them can be broken down into 2 categories:
“I <3 _____”
A few of these make sense, but only a small few. Most don’t make ANY sense whatsoever, not even to an alien. Some samples:
See what I mean? Provel? Who’s Steph? Or Vito Fossella?
Or these:
Yes, I did look up stuff on Wikipedia too. Vlissingen is Dutch for Flushing, a city, I guess. We know what wookies are and what Velveeta is. Robert Gould Shaw? Hmm. Yeah, I guess I love him.
The other category is “funny phrases”. Funny is a loose term.
I know, the third one over belongs in the first categories, but I thought it was funny that it got spelled out rather than a red heart. Isis Isis ra ra ra? WTF?? I do admit that I would wear the last one happily.
They also have weird rando picture shirts and these two represent my favourites:
Yes, the first one is a man truffle hunting with his pig on a leash. The second is a beekeeper. No, it’s not every day you see a truffling shirt, is it? I almost put it on my wish list. ALMOST.
Feel free to post your favourites in my comments. There are so many to choose from and I only got to the 12th page of pictures before I had to rest. And also feel free to buy me any thing on my wish list. Really.
Isis is the goddess of fertility….rah rah rah..
Haha, when I first read that I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Then the second time, I was like, WHAT?? It still doesn’t make sense and now I am even more confizzled!
vito fossella is a congressman from brooklyn ny that was just busted for drunk driving and then it was found out that he had an additional family in another state.